Friday, March 26, 2004


MC!

Gee.. after i lamented how i can't take a break, the bizarre thing happened again. I was on medical leave today 'cos of some back pain... it's pretty all right now, though it was really unbearable last night when i came home from work. Couldn't walk properly nor crawl when i tried. Ha. Oh well, (too bad) that i'm fine now. Just abit numb i think. Something like a nagging toothache. Anyway i lost the bag of medicine, except for the liniment. Someone cleared it from the dining table i think - except no one remembers it. Good thing i took my MC out of it! Ha.. Don't you just hate it when you are all 'grown up' but still have to produce a MC just like in the school days? uRghz.

Oh, and i wana tell the whole world that my boss irritates me!!! She msg me today to tell me sth about work and gave me unnecessary stress! (i'm so glad it's friday tomorrow. But may have to go back over the weekend to rush out the work... or bring it home but considering the files are over a MB each, i doubt i can do that.. unless i delete the pictures and just work on the text.. hmm.)

Answer to IQ question!

How did he escape from one prison to the other? Thinking to himself morning after morning, afternoon after afternoon, and night after night, he finally thought of the ingenious plan! Never has any prisoner in history thought of escaping from one cage to another... much less think of the brilliant foolproof plan to hoodwink the silly guards who take 15 minutes to change shift and not pay attention to the rest of the world. Anyway.

The day finally came, when the day's breakfast was plain char-bee-hoon with dao-gey. Again. That was it! He decided he had had enough of the crappy meals! He had been watching the Other Side, and they definitely seemed more flabby. After bidding farewell to his hard but faithful bed, he began to creep nervously towards the gate. When he saw the guards on the Other Side move away from the tower, he began his walk towards his destination. After all, he was confident that he would reach there, so why run?

After 15 minutes, he was at the middle of the bridge. At the crucial 16th minute, he turned round to face the prison where he came from and began to walk back! Did he change his mind? Was he missing his bed? Of course not! The guards on 2nd shift saw him going towards them, and thought that he was an escapee from the Other Side! His plan worked! As they handcuffed him and escorted him to the Other Side, he smiled to himself and began to dream of a life without char-bee-hoon....

ha... a lousy plot.. but oh well, u get the idea.

Or, he could be walking backwards all this while... Keke. :)

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